When you sign up to live in Fishtown, they throw in a study as part of the deal*. See this study? I’m sitting in it right now, studying, and I can feel myself getting smarter by the minute. Can’t you just feel the brainwaves oozing out of your monitor?
*While supplies last. Study time is subject to interruptions from ice cream trucks, pizza trucks, and the teenage girl having a crisis on your front stoop. Offer not valid in all states.