By bendystraw on May 10, 2005
I guess Jim Thome got bored on the disabled list, because today he paid a visit to the soulless office park.
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I sense some sort of Photoshopped chicanery going on here: as in, who’s that tiny-pupilled person clutching Jim Thome?
Now we know why Thome gets hurt so often – he is made of cardboard.
Becky S., a fellow JMU alum, posted a recent picture of her and Jim Thome meeting.
I imagine that his butt must be pretty flat.
Which is which?
My favorite part is how the shadows don’t match. 🙂
You got ice cream? That makes it legit to me. Unless of course there was actual smoke in the smokescreen. But that would probably be bad in a hospital.
OMG – is Thome that big now?!?
He was such a hottie when he was playing in Cleveland.
Good thing they keep replenishing the teams with new hot young things.
Why is his belt askew? And why would baseball uniforms include a leather belt–that seems counter intuitive to doing athletic activities–I can’t imagine playing tennis or doing yoga with a leather strap cinched to my waist.
Yeah, I saw a picture of Thome in his younger days, and the change is drastic. Too much scrapple and too many cheesesteaks can do that to a person.
Jim Thome is a super nice guy. I met him on the street in NYC two summers ago. It was awesome. He signed my Phillies hat.
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