Boss-across and I recently had a very disturbing conversation:
Boss-across-the-hall: Tell me again about the secret table missing from our database diagram?
Becky: What secret table?
BATH: The one you told me about earlier.
Becky: You didn’t find it yet? I said that so you’d get out of my office. I’m busy finishing up these stored procedure before next week’s code freeze.
BATH: How’s that going?
Becky: The hard part is done, and I’m working on the audit code, which is very repetitive. Given enough time, a bunch of monkeys with typewriters could probably write it.
BATH: How much do you think that would cost?