Thanks to Sassy J for helping out on Good Grief! last week. I, too, marvel at her ability to make a connection between homogeneous apples and Michael Jackson. Sassy, sorry about Short-shorts guy.
For those interested in supplemental reading re: the topics of injected plastic and looking perfect, I give you the following (both via J-Walk Blog):
I just want somebody to love me.
^whimper^^sniff^