Press Release: To better compete against the Japanese and the crack whores and to continue providing maximum shareholder value, Good Grief! will be outsourced to India beginning next month.
It was a tough decision, but outsourcing Good Grief! will allow me to focus on my core competencies. I have completed the due diligence and partnered with an Indian firm that has a proven, 7-tier blogging methodology. The synergy of this partnership is the first step towards a best-of-breed weblog that will heighten the reader experience:
- More frequent updates. Because of the time difference between India and Philadelphia, my Asian counterparts can write material while I’m sleeping.
- Decreased costs for menial tasks such as deleting comment spam and maintaining link lists.
- Improved content. For example, we’ll have cool Bollywood shit. Take that, you cute Japanese animals!
mmmmmm-yes
good grief, bombay style.
it is what america wants.
I will under-cut any price they quote you by ten per cent! I have a time difference! I can delete spam!
Tintil, what are your Bollywood credentials? Do you have a portfolio? Please forward your CV.
Well, strictly speaking, I don’t have any. But that’s a minor detail, isn’t it? Ok, I’ll undercut by 20 per cent. And I’ll throw in some clip-art. You can’t say fairer than that.