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Dear (John) Produce Guy

Dear (John) Produce Guy

Dear Produce Guy, Let me be frank: the thrill is gone from our relationship. Recently, I’ve lost the urge to harass you about the strawberry harvest. When I went to the market on Saturday, I didn’t even stop by your stand. After the years we’ve been together, I think you deserve an explanation. The truth […]