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Thanksgiving decorations

Thanksgiving decorations

To Suzette and Tom and anyone else distressed by “Christmas creep” and the resulting lack of Thanksgiving decorations: know that the people of Fishtown are fighting the good fight. Happy Thanksgiving!

Featured blogger spews lies, libel, and invective

Featured blogger spews lies, libel, and invective

It’s a good news/bad news kind of day. The good news is that I am Philly Future’s new featured blogger; my reign of terror begins today with an interview in which I pontificate about the significance of weblogs. Thanks to the Philly Future team! The bad news is, of course, that our beloved South Eastern […]

Nutter's Nose

Nutter’s Nose

This is Michael Nutter, and he is going to run for mayor of Philadelphia. There is one large problem with this candidate, a problem that so far has been overlooked by the mainstream media. Look at Nutter’s picture, specifically his nose. We can’t have a mayor with a nose like that! I’m no fan of […]

Girard Ave trolley

Girard Ave trolley

A recent trip on one of the newly-restored Girard Avenue trollies featured a man named Petey and his unnamed friend: Yeah, I call myself Petey, but don’t you call me that. I get pissed, that’s what. And when I’m pissed at you, you’ll know it. I don’t blow my stack or nothing, but I just […]

Phils lose, phans run from scary Abreu doll

Phils lose, phans run from scary Abreu doll

Do not be afraid. This Bobby Abreu collectible figurine cannot hurt you.

Fishtown Crime Scene

Fishtown Crime Scene

So what does it mean when you arrive home on a dark and stormy night to find an apparent doll suicide in your back yard? The properties to the left and right are currently vacant, so this poor, plastic creature obviously jumped from the second story of the house behind me. UPDATE: Dan has provided […]