Ah, the soulless office park seemed a million miles away. Welcome back, Phillies! I’m still upset that we lost Doug Glanville, but Citizen’s Bank Park sells veggie burgers now, so the universe is back in balance. Thanks to Blankbaby Scott for the exta ticket!
Overall, I’d rather be a bad dancer than have a nasally voice. See the Blankbaby perspective on the home opener.