Tough town

police log
The main police log entry in a recent edition of the Lititz Record Express.

3 responses to “Tough town”

  1. Clair

    What’s the big deal? I thought Lititz still used the barter system. It sounds like a fair trade for that neck of the woods. Now if he had to pay in nightcrawlers or Japanese beetles I would say he got ripped off.

  2. Moon Pappy

    I SAY LET THE SLUGS HAVE BEER!

  3. philip

    Wow!!! That Second Thoughts column is better than the police report. What incisive analysis of the problems of Lititz, especially the protective judges.